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Hello, and welcome to the Spam Box! Thanks for not vandalising the main wiki. This is also a great place to let off steam and entertain yourself if you are bored (which you certainly shouldn't be on a fabulous wiki like this one). If you find your posts missing, it is because every month, or every whenever they can be bothered, a Founder (you know, the high-ranking, sarcastic, bone idle lazy users?) will shovel out the junk from the spam box. If you insist on putting offensive stuff in, please warn users before you stick it in by putting "WARNING-OFFENSIVE!" before the title of your spam.


Terrorists

Feel free to rant about terrorists in this section.

  1. I think we should shoot them all with RPGs and blow them up with home-made bombs, because that's what they're doing to our soldiers. F*** the taliban!
  2. I don't see why we don't just send them to Antartica with wedgies (anothr rant)
  3. Solution: America (and the UK) have large armies with navys and airforces and what not. Ooh, and big missiles. Only problem is we cant jsut blow the Middle East up wholesale like we usually do because there are innocent civilians. So all we need to do is build a big wall around the middle east (we'll ask China for help, they're good at building big walls) so hte terrorists cant leave, then evacuate the civilians, (using a screening process ten times as thourough as airports.) and then bomb the place into beaded glass, which will eventually disintegrate into sand (the only thing there now) and then we put the civies back, and help them to rebuild. Then we give them true democratic government and everything will be ok.
  4. You may be wondering how we fund the aformentioned plan in number 3. It is simple. All we need is a World Wide Bake Sale with all the countries in the UN participateing. Either that, or we sell Canada to the highest bidder. Its probably worth a lot. Hey land, maple syrup, and fairly sucessful hockey franchises are worth a lot of money.

Things we will do when we come to power(this is only in the UK, as we are English) if any of this is offencive, it's only because A it's a joke and B we don't really mean this, thats why it's in the spam box

Please feel free to add your pointless and ridiculous suggestions.

  1. Bring the dinosaurs back to life!
  2. Send all Vegatarians to Antartica.
  3. Proclaim T-Rex 882 as the God Of Hellfire
  4. Execute Justin Bieber in the most painful and humiliating way possible
  5. Move anything worth living for to Lancashire
  6. Nuke the taliban
  7. Have some tea, cake and biccies
  8. Nuke something
  9. Think about nuking things
  10. Nuke things whilst thinking about nuking things
  11. Sing a song about nuking things whilst nuking things and thinking about nuking things
  12. Run out of nukes
  13. Commit Japanese ritual suicide and then come back to life as a three-headed dragon
  14. Ban all electric cars
  15. Ban all buses
  16. Ban communism
  17. Knight Jeremy clarkson
  18. Knight the Stig
  19. Shoot Jusitin Beeber
  20. Shoot Miely Cirus
  21. Shoot Britany Spears
  22. Go to heaven, shoot Jesus, and come back as a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
  23. Go to Hell, and shoot Jade Goody, Michael Jackson, Stalin, and Hitler
  24. Shoot George Bush (both of them)
  25. Shoot Bin laden
  26. Track down and execute the idiots who put in the comment above
  27. Run out of things to do, so Nuke the Arctic
  28. Have a meeting with the other political parties and throw them into the sea!
  29. Knight T-Rex 882
  30. Give T-Rex 882 a pie
  31. Give T-Rex 882 a nuke
  32. Watch the annhilation as T-Rex 882 nukes North Korea
  33. Knight the producers of Top Gear
  34. Eat pies with Barack Obama
  35. Make Lewis Hamilton and Jenson Button Prime Ministers.
  36. Call Germany a bunch of Nazis during a UN meeting
  37. Take over the UN
  38. Take over Nato
  39. Destroy Yorkshire
  40. Shoot JLS
  41. Shoot eco hippies
  42. Give T-Rex 882 a machine gun and paint a target on somebody's chest. One thing you have to remember about T-Rex's shooting ability, you're perfectly safe as long as you are what he's aiming at.
  43. Play "Spin the bottle" with a loaded RPG. Hours of entertainment at parties, until you run out of living guests.
  44. Have belching competitions to solve international disputes
  45. Go back in time and actually WIN the Crusades. we won one of the crusades (the ist one) we took Jusalemm. Damascus , Eddesa, and Antiock.
  46. Pass a law BANNING all fully electric cars, with a tax on hybrids.


What To Do When Bored

  • Lick a fossil, count to 10 and make a wish.
  • Eat a pie and feed your finger to a cat.
  • Play hide and seek with Greenpeace.
  • Eat your hand.
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