Hello, and welcome to the Spam Box! Thanks for not vandalising the main wiki. This is also a great place to let off steam and entertain yourself if you are bored (which you certainly shouldn't be on a fabulous wiki like this one). If you find your posts missing, it is because every month, or every whenever they can be bothered, a Founder (you know, the high-ranking, sarcastic, bone idle lazy users?) will shovel out the junk from the spam box. If you insist on putting offensive stuff in, please warn users before you stick it in by putting "WARNING-OFFENSIVE!" before the title of your spam.
Terrorists
Feel free to rant about terrorists in this section.
- I think we should shoot them all with RPGs and blow them up with home-made bombs, because that's what they're doing to our soldiers. F*** the taliban!
- I don't see why we don't just send them to Antartica with wedgies (anothr rant)
- Solution: America (and the UK) have large armies with navys and airforces and what not. Ooh, and big missiles. Only problem is we cant jsut blow the Middle East up wholesale like we usually do because there are innocent civilians. So all we need to do is build a big wall around the middle east (we'll ask China for help, they're good at building big walls) so hte terrorists cant leave, then evacuate the civilians, (using a screening process ten times as thourough as airports.) and then bomb the place into beaded glass, which will eventually disintegrate into sand (the only thing there now) and then we put the civies back, and help them to rebuild. Then we give them true democratic government and everything will be ok.
- You may be wondering how we fund the aformentioned plan in number 3. It is simple. All we need is a World Wide Bake Sale with all the countries in the UN participateing. Either that, or we sell Canada to the highest bidder. Its probably worth a lot. Hey land, maple syrup, and fairly sucessful hockey franchises are worth a lot of money.
Things we will do when we come to power(this is only in the UK, as we are English) if any of this is offencive, it's only because A it's a joke and B we don't really mean this, thats why it's in the spam box
Please feel free to add your pointless and ridiculous suggestions.
- Bring the dinosaurs back to life!
- Send all Vegatarians to Antartica.
- Proclaim T-Rex 882 as the God Of Hellfire
- Execute Justin Bieber in the most painful and humiliating way possible
- Move anything worth living for to Lancashire
- Nuke the taliban
- Have some tea, cake and biccies
- Nuke something
- Think about nuking things
- Nuke things whilst thinking about nuking things
- Sing a song about nuking things whilst nuking things and thinking about nuking things
- Run out of nukes
- Commit Japanese ritual suicide and then come back to life as a three-headed dragon
- Ban all electric cars
- Ban all buses
- Ban communism
- Knight Jeremy clarkson
- Knight the Stig
- Shoot Jusitin Beeber
- Shoot Miely Cirus
- Shoot Britany Spears
- Go to heaven, shoot Jesus, and come back as a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
- Go to Hell, and shoot Jade Goody, Michael Jackson, Stalin, and Hitler
- Shoot George Bush (both of them)
- Shoot Bin laden
- Track down and execute the idiots who put in the comment above
- Run out of things to do, so Nuke the Arctic
- Have a meeting with the other political parties and throw them into the sea!
- Knight T-Rex 882
- Give T-Rex 882 a pie
- Give T-Rex 882 a nuke
- Watch the annhilation as T-Rex 882 nukes North Korea
- Knight the producers of Top Gear
- Eat pies with Barack Obama
- Make Lewis Hamilton and Jenson Button Prime Ministers.
- Call Germany a bunch of Nazis during a UN meeting
- Take over the UN
- Take over Nato
- Destroy Yorkshire
- Shoot JLS
- Shoot eco hippies
- Give T-Rex 882 a machine gun and paint a target on somebody's chest. One thing you have to remember about T-Rex's shooting ability, you're perfectly safe as long as you are what he's aiming at.
- Play "Spin the bottle" with a loaded RPG. Hours of entertainment at parties, until you run out of living guests.
- Have belching competitions to solve international disputes
- Go back in time and actually WIN the Crusades. we won one of the crusades (the ist one) we took Jusalemm. Damascus , Eddesa, and Antiock.
- Pass a law BANNING all fully electric cars, with a tax on hybrids.
What To Do When Bored
- Lick a fossil, count to 10 and make a wish.
- Eat a pie and feed your finger to a cat.
- Play hide and seek with Greenpeace.
- Eat your hand.